Lesbians Eat What? Hoodie (BACKPRINT)

The Lesbians Eat What? Hoodie from Unethical Threads is a backprint featuring a very innocent cat asking a very not-innocent question. If you already get it, welcome. If you don't, give it a second. It'll land.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone. The LGBTQ community claimed this joke early, and honestly, they earned it.

But this hoodie doesn't check IDs. Straight people buy it for Pride, queer people wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, and at least one person has definitely worn it to a PTA meeting. We don't ask questions. We just make hoodies.

• Heavyweight cotton (the kind that doesn't go see-through after one wash)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck pullover
• DTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Full backprint design. Front is clean. Maximum ambush potential.

Is this a good hoodie or just a joke on cheap fabric?

It's both. You're getting a proper heavyweight hoodie that happens to have one of the funniest backprints we've ever sold.

The DTG printing keeps its color, the fit is relaxed without being a tent, and the sizing runs S to 4XL so basically nobody is left out. You're not buying a punchline stapled to a napkin.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Lesbians Eat What?" mean?
There's a cat on the design. Think about it. We'll wait.

Is this hoodie good quality?
Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. It's a real hoodie, not a punchline printed on tissue paper.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends on your workplace and how much you enjoy conversations with HR. We believe in you.

Is the design on the front or back?
Full design is on the back only. Front is clean. Everyone behind you gets the show.