*NEW* Lesbians Eat What? Tee

The Lesbians Eat What? tee from Unethical Threads pairs a suspiciously innocent cat graphic with a question you already know the answer to. It's inappropriate, it's funny, and it's the kind of shirt that makes people do a double take in the grocery store checkout line.

Who actually wears this?

People who think cat memes peaked too early and dirty jokes peaked too late. If you've ever sent a text that made someone reply with just a skull emoji, this is your shirt.

It plays well at barbecues, bar crawls, and anywhere the dress code is "regrettable." The cat graphic really ties the whole thing together in a way that lets you maintain about three seconds of plausible deniability before someone reads the rest.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because funny doesn't have a size limit
• Crew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.
• DTG print locks the color into the fabric. The joke will outlive your dignity.
• Cat graphic doing about 80% of the heavy lifting on this one

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Full stop.

It's the kind of gift that gets an immediate laugh and a "where did you even find this?" Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelorette parties, or just reminding a friend that you know exactly who they are. If they're into inappropriate humor and cats (and honestly, who isn't), you're golden.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Lesbians Eat What tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and you'll be fine. No surprise crop tops.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace and your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we're not liable.