Lesbians Eat What V2 Tee

The Lesbians Eat What V2 Tee from Unethical Threads is the scared cat meme your group chat wore out, now on a shirt that can actually take a beating. The cat heard something. You heard it too. We just had the nerve to print it.

Who's actually buying this?

Honestly? Everyone. Couples love it, which tracks.

It's one of our top gag gifts right behind the Han Job tee, because nothing says "I was thinking of you" like a horrified cat and a double entendre. Also huge with the crowd that needs their shirt to do the talking so they don't have to.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not that see-through stuff you got at a fun run in 2019.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because this shirt has enough going on without a V-neck.
• DTG print that keeps the color locked in wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk. Order your normal size and move on with your life.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.

The Lesbians Eat What tee isn't subtle and it's not trying to be. Wear it to a cookout and watch the room sort itself. The people who laugh are your people. The people who don't were never going to be.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Order your normal size.

Will the print crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the color solid wash after wash. Wash cold and inside out if you want to be extra careful.

Is the Lesbians Eat What shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on the room you're in. We'd call it aggressively funny.

What does V2 mean?

Second version of the design. Same joke, updated graphic.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving?

We're not your family therapist. But it would be memorable.