Let's Play Titanic I'll Go Down On You Tee

The Let's Play Titanic I'll Go Down On You tee from Unethical Threads is a pickup line you wear instead of saying out loud (though you'd probably say it out loud too). Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who flirt like it's a contact sport. This is a funny innuendo shirt for anyone who'd rather get a laugh (or a phone number) than play it safe.

Date nights, bar crawls, bachelor parties, any situation where subtlety already left the building. The double entendre does the heavy lifting so you can just stand there looking good. It works because it's shameless, and shameless is underrated.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because apparently that needs stating
• DTG print for color that survives the wash, not iron-on energy
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift if the recipient has ever made you laugh so hard you choked on a drink.

Bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays for your most unfiltered friend, Valentine's Day if you're feeling dangerous. Crude humor shirts like this land best when you know your audience. If the person gets the joke, they'll wear it everywhere. If they don't get it, you have bigger problems than a gift receipt.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No. The DTG print is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron on the design.

Is this shirt true to size?
It runs standard unisex. If you're between sizes, the relaxed fit means sizing up won't look sloppy.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?
Just black and white for now. Two options, zero bad choices.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.