Life Hard Boobs Soft Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Life Hard Boobs Soft tee from Unethical Threads is two observations, both objectively correct, printed right on your back. Caveman-grammar philosophy for people who appreciate the fundamentals. Available in black or white, because even simple truths deserve options.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's done the math and arrived at the right answer.

This isn't subtle and it's not trying to be. The Life Hard Boobs Soft shirt is for the person who looked at the state of the world, looked at boobs, and made a completely rational comparison. You already know if this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because sometimes the classics just work
• DTG printed so the colors actually survive laundry day
• Design is on the back, making every exit a philosophical statement

Does this work as a gift?

Yes, and honestly it's an easy one.

If someone in your life has ever said something along the lines of "life is hard, boobs are soft" out loud (and you know someone has), this is their shirt. No card needed. The message is self-explanatory.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Life Hard Boobs Soft tee come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back print. The design is on the back of the shirt.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold up fine.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Depends on your definition of appropriate. It's not profanity. It's philosophy.