Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth tee from Unethical Threads is a crude, dark humor shirt for people who know life isn't just rough, it's bitey. Design on the back, so everyone behind you gets to process it at their own pace. Heavyweight cotton, black or white, S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that life is going to be uncomfortable and decided the least they can do is make everyone else uncomfortable too.

This isn't the shirt for nervous laughers. It's for the person at the party who says the thing everyone was thinking but had the good sense not to vocalize. If your friends describe your humor as "a lot," you're in the right place.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your torso, your call)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the color survives your questionable laundry habits
• Design on the back. You look normal from the front. This is strategic.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a perfect gag gift. Literally.

The Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth tee works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where handing someone a wrapped box and watching their face cycle through all five stages is the actual present. Just make sure the recipient has the kind of humor that doesn't require a disclaimer first.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. The front stays clean, so you look presentable from at least one angle.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.

Does this ship discreetly?

Yes. Plain packaging, nothing on the outside. Your mail carrier remains blissfully unaware.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your moral compass.