Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee

The Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A crude joke on heavyweight cotton for people who laugh at things they probably shouldn't.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't flinch. The kind of person who says the quiet part out loud at dinner and still gets invited back somehow.

This is adult humor apparel for the friend everyone warns new people about. If your sense of humor has ever genuinely concerned a coworker, congratulations, you're the target demographic. Available in black or white, because even people with terrible judgment get a preference.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because not everything needs to be complicated
• DTG printed for color that lasts. The joke will outlive at least two of your friendships.
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

Honestly, yes. This is the gift for the person who is impossible to shop for because they already say everything you're thinking.

The Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee is funny enough to actually get worn, not just unwrapped and forgotten. Dark humor, sarcastic energy, pure innuendo. If they'd laugh at this in a group chat, they'll wear it to brunch.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up over time.

Is this shirt offensive?

To at least one person at every gathering, yes. That's sort of the point.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of chaos.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck. Thick enough to feel solid without being stiff.