Life Sucks But I Suck Better Tee

The Life Sucks But I Suck Better Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny adult humor shirt that starts pessimistic and lands somewhere filthy. Available in black or white, it's the innuendo shirt for people who've accepted the void but still have a skill set.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in sarcasm. The bar crowd, festival-goers, and anyone who treats funny sarcastic shirts like a personality trait. If your friends have described your humor as "a lot," congrats, you found your uniform.

• 100% heavyweight cotton. Actual shirt weight, not tissue paper.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.
• Crew neck, because you're crude, not complicated.
• DTG printed so the design survives your life choices.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a great one. The Life Sucks But I Suck Better shirt is the kind of present that gets unwrapped and immediately changes the energy in the room. Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or anyone whose terrible sense of humor you'd like to encourage. You're not getting a thank you card, but you will get a text.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washing without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this come in?
Black and white. Pick your fighter.

Will this offend people?
Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's the entire product.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace and how much you value your current employment.