Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Tee from Unethical Threads puts the classic married-life one-liner on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. Available in black or white. Walk away from any conversation and let the shirt finish it for you.

Who actually wears this?

Married guys who've earned the right. Divorced guys who've earned it even harder.

This one lands with anyone who's been through the marital trenches long enough to laugh about it. It's also a top-tier gift from wives who think they're being ironic (they're not). The back print means you walk into any room with a straight face and let people figure it out as you leave.

• Heavyweight cotton that takes a beating, kind of like your ego at couples therapy
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than the honeymoon phase
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a married friend?

It might be the most honest gift you can give a married man.

Birthday, anniversary, bachelor party survival gift, "sorry about your divorce" consolation prize. Works for every occasion that involves someone legally bound to another human being. The back print makes it even better because the wearer doesn't have to see it. Everyone behind them does.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.

Is this shirt a good gift for a husband?
Yes. Husbands, ex-husbands, and anyone who's ever muttered "happy wife, happy life" through clenched teeth. It's the thought that counts, and this one really makes them think.

Does this shirt come in different colors?
Yes. It's available in black or white.