Life's Tough Get A Helmet Man T Shirt

The Life's Tough Get A Helmet Man tee from Unethical Threads is for people who stopped needing a pep talk somewhere around age 25. Tough love, no chaser. If your personal philosophy fits on a shirt, at least make it a good one.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already heard "hang in there" enough times to last a lifetime. This is the anti-motivational motivational shirt. You've survived every bad day so far, and instead of a trophy, you got a tee that tells the next person to strap in. Honestly, more useful than a trophy anyway.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it means business, because it does
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, we thought of you too)
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar situations
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through the wash cycle from hell
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises belong in birthday cards, not laundry

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, honestly. Skip the sympathy card. Skip the "thinking of you" candle. Hand someone this shirt and a beer. It tells them you see what they're dealing with and you're not going to sugarcoat it. That's a better gift than anything with a bow on it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Life's Tough Get A Helmet Man shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs true to size without being boxy.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash inside out in cold water and it'll look fresh for years.

Is this shirt political?

No. It's a blunt life philosophy, not a party platform. People across the entire spectrum of "over it" wear this shirt.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight 100% cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you'll overheat.