Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Tee from Unethical Threads is a classic cheeky bar one-liner printed right across the back. If you know, you know. If you don't, you'll figure it out about three seconds too late.

Who actually wears this?

People who think they're funny and happen to be right.

This is the shirt for poker nights, tailgates, bar crawls, and anywhere a crowd might read your back and completely lose it. It reads innocent on paper. The fact that it doesn't stay innocent is entirely the reader's problem.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're here for the joke, not the fashion risk
• DTG print for color that actually survives the laundry
• Back print design so you can walk away from any conversation and still get the last word

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person well enough to survive the fallout, absolutely.

Perfect for poker buddies, drinking friends, and the guy at every barbecue who thinks he's the funniest person there (he is). Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself, loudly, from behind.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

The back reads "Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear." The words are all perfectly innocent. What your brain does with them is your business.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back print only. The front is blank, so you can maintain full eye contact with someone before they walk behind you and lose it.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and you're good.

Is this going to offend people?

Probably. But the words on the shirt are technically innocent, so you've got plausible deniability.