Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Tee

The Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Tee from Unethical Threads is the oldest bar joke in the book, printed on a shirt where it belongs. Classic drinking humor meets poker night energy. If you get it, you get it.

Who Actually Wears This?

Everyone from the poker table regular to the self-appointed bartender at every house party. It's the kind of funny drinking shirt that gets a slow nod from people who appreciate a well-crafted one-liner.

This thing plays at cookouts, bar crawls, bachelor parties, and anywhere else adults gather and act like they're still 22. The double-entendre does all the work. You just stand there.

• Heavyweight cotton. Actual substance, not that see-through nonsense.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep funny.
• Crew neck. Classic. No drama.
• DTG print, so the colors stay locked in and don't ghost after a few washes.
• Machine washable, because you're going to need to wash it after poker night.

Does This Actually Work as a Gift?

It's one of the best novelty party gifts you can hand someone without a disclaimer attached. Every word on the shirt is technically clean, which makes it the perfect cover for the joke living rent-free in everyone's head.

Buy it for your poker buddy, the friend who quotes every bar joke ever written, or that coworker who peaked in the humor department and isn't sorry about it. This is the gift that gets unwrapped and immediately worn.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
It says 'Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear.' The words themselves are completely innocent. What your brain does with them is your problem.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between two sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors hold up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?
Every word on the shirt is something you'd hear on a game show. Liquor. Poker. Front. Rear. If someone finds a problem, that's a them situation.

Is this a good gift?
It's a great gift for poker players, drinking buddies, and anyone who appreciates a joke that's technically clean. Gets unwrapped, gets laughed at, gets worn immediately.