Liquor Slut Tee

The Liquor Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is the shortest autobiography you'll ever wear. Two words, zero elaboration, full confession. It comes in black or white, heavyweight cotton, unisex S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever been the reason the group ordered another round.

The Liquor Slut Tee isn't aspirational. It's a status report. You already know if this is your shirt, and if you're reading past the title instead of rage-clicking away, it probably is. It's for the person who treats the liquor aisle like a personal library and has strong opinions about ice.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your weekends
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the text is doing enough already
• DTG print for color that outlasts your restraint at an open bar
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. It says "I see you and I accept you" better than a Hallmark card ever could.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where handing someone a bottle feels too on the nose. If their particular vice isn't liquor, the family has options: Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, and Iced Coffee Slut are already in the store. Collect the one that matches.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the text stays sharp.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two options, just like the shirt's vocabulary.

Do you have other shirts like this?

Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, and Iced Coffee Slut are all in the store. Pick your weakness.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. "Slut" here is about appetite, nothing else, but not everyone reads past their first reaction. If that's a dealbreaker, this probably isn't your brand.