List Of Things I'm Handling Well Currently Tee (BACKPRINT)

The List Of Things I'm Handling Well Currently tee by Unethical Threads prints a numbered list on the back with a single "1." and absolutely nothing after it. You're handling nothing well and this shirt knows it. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've given up pretending. If your daily check-in at work involves a long exhale and a vague "hanging in there," congratulations, you found your uniform.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you in line at the coffee shop gets a full status update while you stare forward into the void. It's burnout, but make it fashion.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives wash cycles better than you survive Monday mornings
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because not coping is universal
• Crew neck, classic and simple
• DTG print for color that outlasts your current coping strategy
• Design printed on the back, so you don't even have to make eye contact while broadcasting your emotional state

Does This Work as a Gift?

One of the best gifts you can give someone who answers "how are you?" with finger guns and a dead stare. Perfect for the friend who hasn't had a good night's sleep since 2019, the coworker whose lunch break is just scrolling with a thousand-yard stare, or honestly, yourself. You've earned this.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design on this shirt look like?

It says "List Of Things I'm Handling Well Currently" followed by a "1." with nothing written after it. The blank space is the entire joke.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

It's on the back. The front is blank, much like your list of things going well.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up after washing?

The DTG print keeps its color through plenty of washes. Your will to live, less certain.

What colors does this come in?

Black and white. Pick whichever best represents your current emotional landscape.