Live Fast Eat Trash T Shirt

The Live Fast Eat Trash T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for everyone who identifies a little too hard with raccoons. Nocturnal, chaotic, zero impulse control, questionable diet. If your lifestyle motto involves rummaging through bad decisions at 3am, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally victimized by a trash can at 2am.

Raccoon enthusiasts, chaos gremlins, and anyone who's ever eaten cold pizza out of the box while standing in front of the fridge in the dark. You know who you are. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because trash pandas come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid through every questionable life choice you wash out of it
• Pre-shrunk, because we respect your commitment to doing the bare minimum with laundry

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has ever unironically called a raccoon their spirit animal, this is the gift. It's also perfect for the friend who always suggests the worst idea at the bar and then does it anyway. They'll love it. Their therapist will have questions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

What sizes does the Live Fast Eat Trash shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt actually about raccoons?

It's about a lifestyle. The raccoon is just the mascot. If you eat questionable food at questionable hours and make questionable decisions, congratulations, this is your shirt.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yep. Standard unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go up. Nobody ever regretted a slightly roomier trash panda shirt.