AAA Lockheed Martin T Shirt

The AAA Lockheed Martin T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for everyone who knows exactly what the military-industrial complex pays and decided that was fine, actually. Your ethics had a price tag. This shirt confirms the transaction.

Who actually wears this?

Engineers, defense industry lifers, and anyone who's ever justified their career path with "well, someone's gonna build it."

If you've seen a Lockheed Martin recruiter at a career fair and felt your moral compass start to spin, this shirt was made for you. It's also solid for aerospace nerds, military tech fans, and people who think the defense industry is at least honest about what it does. Which is more than most industries can say.

• Heavyweight cotton that's thicker than your justifications for working in defense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (selling out comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck for a clean, no-nonsense look
• DTG print that holds color through years of moral compromise and machine washes
• Machine washable. At least something in your life is easy to clean

Is this a good gift for an engineer?

It might be the best gift for an engineer.

Hand this to your friend who went from "I want to change the world" in college to "the benefits package is really competitive" two years later. They'll laugh, probably too hard. The AAA Lockheed Martin T Shirt hits different when you're wearing it to a standup meeting at a defense contractor. We don't judge. The shirt does that for us.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually made by Lockheed Martin?
No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. We make jokes, not missiles.

What sizes does the Lockheed Martin t shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will this shirt get me in trouble at work?
Depends where you work. If you're at Lockheed Martin, you'll either get a laugh or get escorted out. We give it 50/50.

How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up. Unlike your principles.