Look Its A FuckYou-Nicorn Tee

The Look Its A FuckYou-Nicorn Tee from Unethical Threads is a rainbow unicorn with a middle finger where its horn should be. Cute and hostile in equal measure, printed on heavyweight cotton. Not sorry about any of it.

Who actually wears this?

People who think rainbows and profanity belong together. Also anyone whose patience ran out somewhere around 2019 and never came back.

The FuckYou-Nicorn tee lands with sarcastic gift-givers, friend groups where the birthday cards get worse every year, and people who like their cute things mean. It's the kind of shirt where strangers either get it instantly or pretend they didn't see it. Both reactions are correct.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-paper stuff.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing.
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in and the design doesn't crack or peel.
• Machine washable. We both know you're not hand-washing this.

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, it's one of the better ones. Funny on purpose, comfortable enough to actually get worn, and requires zero explanation.

Works for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, retirement parties for people with a sense of humor, or the friend who already has everything except a unicorn flipping them off. The relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to pick for someone else without overthinking it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the FuckYou-Nicorn tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, so the ink bonds directly into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors hold up.

Is the shirt thick or thin?

Heavyweight cotton. This isn't a see-through situation.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace and how much freedom your dress code actually gives you.

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes. Relaxed fit, runs true to size, and works on everyone.