Look Out Geer Boggles On Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Look Out Geer Boggles On Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print drinking shirt that says exactly what you'd try to say at 1 a.m. if your mouth would cooperate. Available in black or white.

Who's buying a Geer Boggles shirt?

People who've earned it.

This is the third shirt in our beer goggles family, and it exists because apparently two wasn't enough to cover the full spectrum of bad decisions. If you've been to a bar, a tailgate, or any event with an open tab, you already know the feeling. The design sits on the back, so everyone behind you gets the warning while you keep walking forward like nothing happened.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle a spilled drink or three
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because poor judgment comes in every size
• Crew neck. Classic, no frills, nothing to overthink
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity
• Design on the back. You won't see it, but everyone else will

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes.

If someone in your life has a beer goggles story (and they do), this is the move. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just showing up to a cookout with something better than a six-pack. Wrapping optional. Explanation unnecessary.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is "Geer Boggles" a typo?
Nope. Completely intentional.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Where is the design on the shirt?
On the back. The front is blank.

Does it come in colors other than black and white?
No. Black or white. Pick the one that matches your soul.

Can I machine wash it?
Yes. Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up.