Look Out Geer Boggles On Tee

The Look Out Geer Boggles On Tee from Unethical Threads is the third shirt in our beer goggles family, and somehow it got dumber. A funny drinking tee for people who peaked three beers ago. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who think their best stories start with "so I was at this bar." The kind of person who has a favorite bartender at three different establishments.

It works as a solo purchase or a gift for the friend who always needs to be poured into an Uber. Pair it with a case of something cheap and you've got a birthday present that actually gets worn. Nobody's framing this one, but they're definitely reaching for it every Saturday.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb your regret and the occasional spill.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because nobody wearing this shirt is a V-neck person.
• DTG printed so the design outlasts your dignity at karaoke night.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good drinking gift?

It's one of the best drinking gifts you can give without an actual bottle attached. Better than a flask, better than a novelty bottle opener, and infinitely better than a lecture about their habits.

Birthdays, bachelor parties, white elephants, "sorry I threw up in your car" apologies. The Look Out Geer Boggles On Tee covers all of those. Wrap it around a six-pack and you've basically won the quarter.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is "Geer Boggles" a typo?

No. It's a spoonerism. Intentional. If you need more explanation than that, this probably isn't your shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Both look good. Both say the same stupid thing.

Can I wear this to a bar?

That's literally where it belongs.