AAA Lost Mary Vape T Shirt

The Lost Mary Vape T Shirt from Unethical Threads is a love letter to your nicotine dependency. If you've ever panicked because your disposable died mid-inhale, this is your uniform. Wear it loud.

Who actually buys a vape shirt?

People who've accepted their fate. You're not quitting, and your dentist definitely knows it.

This shirt just makes it official. It's also the pick for whoever in your life can't put the thing down long enough to take a group photo. If they're not holding a Lost Mary, they're looking for one.

• Heavyweight cotton that'll outlast your lungs
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we have some standards
• DTG print that holds its color longer than your last Lost Mary held its charge
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same on wear one and wear one hundred

Is this a good gift for a vaper?

It's the perfect gift.

If someone you know has a Lost Mary permanently attached to their hand, this shirt tells them you see them, you accept them, and you're absolutely not staging an intervention. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because they already have everything except willpower.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Lost Mary Vape T Shirt come in?
S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, which locks the colors in. Just skip the high heat dry cycle.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to feel solid, not so thick you'll overheat.

Is this a good gift for someone who vapes?
If they vape, yes. If they vape Lost Marys specifically, it's a bullseye.

Does it shrink?
Pre-shrunk. It fits the same on wash fifty as it did on day one.