AAA Love Me Some Road Soda T Shirt

The Love Me Some Road Soda tee is for people who believe hydration is important, even at 70 mph. Unethical Threads made this one for the crowd that treats every car ride like happy hour. If you know, you know.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who've cracked a cold one in a passenger seat and didn't feel bad about it.

Look, road sodas are a lifestyle. Some people pack snacks for a road trip. Some people pack a cooler. This shirt is for the cooler people (pun fully intended). It's also weirdly popular at tailgates, which tracks.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because road sodas don't discriminate
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, nothing that needs explaining.
• DTG printed so the colors last longer than your designated driver's patience
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises belong at parties, not in the dryer

Is this a good gift?

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

This is the shirt you get your friend who always has a "to-go cup" on road trips. It's the kind of gift that gets an immediate laugh and then gets worn to every barbecue for the next three years. Just don't gift wrap it. Hand it over with a beer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "road soda" mean?
A road soda is a drink you bring for the ride. Usually alcoholic. Always frowned upon by someone.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on pretty much everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Throw it in the wash without overthinking it.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It'll outlast your New Year's resolutions.

Can I actually wear this in public?
Yes. You might get a knowing nod from a stranger or a disapproving look from someone's mom. Both are wins.