Maybe The Alcohol Is Addicted To Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Maybe The Alcohol Is Addicted To Me tee from Unethical Threads flips the script. You don't have a drinking problem. The alcohol has a you problem, and now it's on the back of your shirt.

Who's this for?

Anyone who's been personally victimized by a bottle of wine that just wouldn't stop calling.

This is the shirt for the person at the party who's not apologizing, they're explaining. With ironclad, totally-holds-up-in-court logic. If that's you, congratulations on your flawless reasoning.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you put it through
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because good excuses come in every size
• Crew neck (sophisticated, just like your argument)
• DTG print for color that actually sticks around longer than your willpower
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for anyone who's ever said "I can stop whenever I want" with the confidence of someone who has never once considered stopping.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or interventions you'd like to keep lighthearted. The design is on the back, so they won't see it coming until someone behind them starts laughing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
The full text reads "Maybe The Alcohol Is Addicted To Me." It's printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizing from S to 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Is the print on the front or back?
The design is on the back. The front is blank.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG (direct to garment) printing holds its color through regular washing. Turn inside out and wash cold for best results.