Maybe The Clit Is Supposed To Find You Tee

The Maybe The Clit Is Supposed To Find You Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who took "just let things come to you" and ran it straight off a cliff. It's manifesting, but filthy. And honestly, kind of profound if you don't think about it too hard.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who peaked in philosophy class and bottomed out everywhere else. The type who quotes the universe at happy hour and still can't find what they're looking for.

If you've ever called yourself "spiritually open but emotionally unavailable," congratulations, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (civilized from the collarbone up, chaos below)
• DTG print that keeps its color through the long haul
• Goes great with overconfidence and a complete lack of shame

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point. If you're the type who checks the room before you tell a joke, this shirt does it for you. Instantly.

Look, it's not for everyone. But if your sense of humor already requires a warning label, you're our people.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, inside out, and it stays sharp.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and everyone who can read.

Can I gift this to someone?
Absolutely, as long as that someone has an actual sense of humor. Not a Secret Santa pick. More of an "I know exactly who you are" pick.