Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me tee from Unethical Threads puts the blame exactly where it belongs: on the substances. The design sits on the back of the shirt, heavyweight cotton, in black or white. Deadpan denial as a lifestyle choice.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told to slow down enough times that they went ahead and reframed the entire relationship.

This back print does the talking as you walk away, which is honestly the perfect delivery for this kind of logic. Works for festival season, house parties, bar crawls, or just a regular Tuesday. If your friends already expect this energy from you, the shirt is just documentation.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fold like your willpower at an open bar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least something about you should be classic
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your good intentions
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know the person well enough that this won't get you uninvited from Thanksgiving.

The Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me tee is the kind of present that either gets an immediate laugh or a long pause followed by "...you know me too well." Both reactions are correct. Solid pick for birthdays, White Elephants, or anyone in your life who's finally earned this level of honesty.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

The design reads "Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me" and it's printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to fade?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

Does it come in other colors?

Available in black or white. Pick whichever one matches your personality. Or lack thereof.

Is this going to offend someone?

It's drug humor on a t-shirt, not a policy proposal. Know your audience and you'll be fine.