Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me Tee

The Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me tee from Unethical Threads poses a fair question: what if you're not the addict here? What if the drugs are the ones who can't quit? The logic checks out.

Is this a stoner shirt?

It's bigger than that. This is a philosophy shirt that happens to resonate heavily with people who own a lot of lighters.

Same deadpan reframe as the alcohol version, same commitment to the bit. You're not the one with the dependency issue. The substances keep showing up uninvited. If you already own the alcohol tee, this is the obvious sequel. If you don't, start wherever feels right.

• Heavyweight cotton that takes a beating and doesn't get emotional about it
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because not everything needs to be complicated
• DTG printed so the color outlasts your weekend plans
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone without saying a single word out loud. The shirt says it for you.

Perfect for the friend who always has a story, the sibling who peaked at a music festival, or the coworker whose desk snacks are suspiciously elaborate. Pair it with the alcohol version if you really want to commit.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Maybe The Drugs Are Addicted To Me tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it handles normal wear just fine.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick your side.

Is there a matching alcohol version?

Yes. The Maybe The Alcohol Is Addicted To Me tee exists and pairs perfectly with this one. Collect the set if you're committed to the logic.

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. That's sort of the point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads, you already knew that.