Maybe Your Cat Is Meowing Because It Wants A Cigarette Tee

The Maybe Your Cat Is Meowing Because It Wants A Cigarette Tee is an Unethical Threads original for cat owners who've exhausted every logical explanation. Sometimes the answer is nicotine. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Cat people who've accepted the chaos. If you've ever locked eyes with your cat at 3 a.m. while it screams for reasons you will never understand, this shirt already makes sense to you.

It's for the person whose entire camera roll is cat photos, whose furniture is shredded, and who still wouldn't trade any of it. The shirt just makes it official that you've given up on rational explanations for the yelling.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (we keep some things normal around here)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp, not cracked and peeling
• Available in black or white, because your cat judges you either way

Is this a good gift for a cat person?

If someone in your life narrates their cat's inner monologue out loud, yes, absolutely.

This is the gift for the friend who sends you cat videos at midnight, who has a name for every stray on their block, and who has definitely googled "why is my cat staring at nothing." Birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when their cat did something unhinged. All valid occasions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually soft?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, preshrunk, softer than your cat's opinion of you.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will cat lovers find this funny or offensive?

Cat lovers will get it immediately. If someone is offended by a joke about cats and cigarettes, they're probably not shopping here.

Does the print hold up in the wash?

DTG printing keeps the design sharp. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

Can I actually give my cat a cigarette?

No. We sell shirts, not veterinary advice. But we respect the thought process.