Me My Liver OJ Simpson Killing Wife Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Me My Liver OJ Simpson Killing Wife Tee is an Unethical Threads backprint for people who rank their bad habits by body count. Heavyweight cotton, wildly inappropriate, and designed to hit hardest when you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with their choices. Your group chat has at least one person who'd throw this on for a cookout and not blink.

They've already got the arrest record humor down, and the liver to match. This is their uniform. If you're reading this listing, it might be yours too.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp, not cracked and peeling
• Backprint only. The front stays clean because the reveal is half the fun.

Will this offend people?

Absolutely. That's not a warning, that's a feature.

This shirt isn't for dinner with the in-laws (unless those in-laws are cool). It's for the people who already text things they'd never say at work. If you're on the fence, you probably already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Yes. The name alone should've told you that. This is Unethical Threads, not Wholesome Threads.

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The design is on the back. You walk in normal, you walk away legendary.

Does it run true to size?

Unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, your usual will work. It's not tight.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing puts the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without turning into a faded mess.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your comfort level and your willingness to lose acquaintances.