Men Be 6 Feet Tall But Still Can't Reach Common Sense Tee

The Men Be 6 Feet Tall But Still Can't Reach Common Sense Tee is Unethical Threads at peak exasperation. Six whole feet of man and somehow common sense is still on the top shelf. Available in black or white, this funny graphic tee says what the group chat has been typing for years.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's had to witness a grown man make a baffling decision in real time. So, most women and a few self-aware guys who know exactly what they are.

This is the shirt for girls' night, the brunch table roast, or just existing in a world where someone 6'2 still can't figure out where the Tupperware lids go. It's not angry. It's tired. There's a difference.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're keeping it classic
• DTG printed so the colors stay put (unlike his attention span)
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift. A sarcastic tee that costs less than therapy and communicates the same frustration? That's efficient.

Perfect for birthdays, galentines, bachelorette weekends, or as a "just because you'll get it" present. Also works as a gag gift for the one guy in the group who knows he's the problem. He'll laugh. He won't change. But he'll laugh.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt making fun of tall guys?
It's making fun of a very specific kind of tall guy. The kind who has all the height and none of the sense. If that's not you, you're fine.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn it inside out and skip the dryer if you want to be extra careful.

Can I wear this around men?
You can. They might even agree with it. The ones with common sense, anyway.