*NEW* Men Eat What? Donkey Tee

The Men Eat What? Donkey Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Two startled donkeys. One very loaded question. If you know, you know, and if you don't, this shirt isn't for you.

Who's actually buying this?

People who don't need the joke explained to them. Your friend group's designated chaos agent, the person at the cookout who says what everyone else is thinking. If your humor runs dark and your wardrobe runs loud, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we see you, big guys)
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after the first wash. Unlike your dignity.
• Pre-shrunk. We thought of everything except your reputation.

Is this a good gift?

It's the best kind of gift. The kind that makes someone laugh so hard they forget to say thank you. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or that friend whose sense of humor you've quietly admired from a safe distance. Just make sure you know your audience. If you give this to the wrong person, that's on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Men Eat What Donkey shirt mean?
If you have to ask, you might not be ready. But the donkeys on this shirt look very concerned for a reason.

Is this shirt true to size?
Runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Available S through 4XL.

Will this shirt shrink?
Pre-shrunk cotton. It holds up just fine.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If your boss laughs, you're golden. If HR has a file on you already, maybe save it for the weekend.

Is this a good gag gift?
One of the best. Just make sure the recipient actually has a sense of humor. We can't help you if they don't.