Menace To Sobriety Tee

The Menace to Sobriety Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person in every friend group who treats happy hour like a competitive sport. Not a phase, not a cry for help. Just a really honest shirt.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who shows up to brunch already buzzed. The one who has a favorite bartender at three different spots.

You probably know exactly who you're buying this for, and if you don't, it's you. This isn't a shirt for people who 'like to have fun sometimes.' This is for the person whose relationship with alcohol could be described as committed.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (room to breathe, room to bloat)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG printed, so the colors stay loud even when you can't
• Machine washable, which is good because you're going to need that

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift.

If someone in your life has ever been described as 'a lot' at a party, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend. They'll either laugh or pretend to be offended. Either way, they're wearing it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. S through 4XL available.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash it as many times as you need to. It holds up.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your crowd and your tolerance for follow-up questions. Perfect for tailgates, house parties, and anywhere with a drink minimum.

Can I wear this to a bar?

You can and you should. That's kind of the whole point.

Is the fabric comfortable for all-day wear?

Heavyweight cotton with a soft hand feel. Comfortable enough for a full day of questionable decisions.