AAA Mens Get Me My Keys T Shirt

The Get Me My Keys tee from Unethical Threads is for the friend who's three drinks in and absolutely convinced they're "totally fine." You know the one. You might be the one.

Who actually wears this?

The person at the party who shouldn't be driving but keeps patting their pockets. Also the friend group that knows exactly who this shirt is about, and they're buying it as an intervention disguised as a birthday present. If your crew doesn't have a Get Me My Keys guy, you're the Get Me My Keys guy.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives a night out and the morning after
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck for when you need to look somewhat put together
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be
• Pre-shrunk fabric because at least your shirt won't let you down

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. Specifically for the friend your group chat has a nickname for. The one who always says "I'm good" when they are, in fact, not good. Wrap it in a brown paper bag for full effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit runs true from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink after washing?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the design locked in wash after wash.

Can I actually wear this to a bar?

That is literally the intended use case.

Is this appropriate as a gift?

If you have to ask, your friend probably needs it.