AAA Micropenis T Shirt

The AAA Micropenis T Shirt from Unethical Threads takes that famous four-square tech logo and gives it the rename it probably deserved. If you looked at it and laughed, you're the target audience. If you didn't, this isn't your store.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chats. The kind of person who shows up to a barbecue wearing something that makes the host's mom do a double take.

You don't need to be brave to wear the Micropenis tee. You just need to not care, which is basically the same thing.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (micropenis, not micro shirt)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color instead of peeling off like bad life choices

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift. This is the shirt that tells someone you know them better than their therapist does.

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, birthdays, bachelor parties, or just ruining someone's day in the best way possible. If they can't take a joke, that's a them problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt really say Micropenis?

Yes. In the classic four-colored tech logo style. It says exactly what you think it says.

What sizes does the Micropenis shirt come in?

S to 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone regardless of, well, anything.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape. We can't help you with other shrinkage.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top like a sticker.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.