AAA Might Have To Call In Thicc T Shirt

The Might Have To Call In Thicc shirt from Unethical Threads features a bear checking himself out in the mirror and deciding work can wait. It's the most relatable thing you'll wear all week. Heavyweight DTG-printed cotton, S through 4XL.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's ever looked in the mirror, liked what they saw, and seriously considered not going to work because of it. You know the feeling. You got dressed, caught a glimpse, and thought "yeah, they don't deserve this today." That bear is you. Own it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because thicc comes in every size
• Crew neck, because we're casual, not feral
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay locked in wash after wash
• Soft enough to nap in. You already called in, after all.

Is this a good gift?

Immediately yes. If someone in your life has ever used the phrase "I'm built for comfort, not speed," this is their shirt. It works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. That's not an insult. That's love.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Might Have To Call In Thicc" mean?

It's a play on calling in sick. You're not ill, you're just too thicc to leave the house. The bear gets it.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart to find your sweet spot.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing holds color through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt actually body positive?

It's body-something. Call it body confident, body chaotic, body "I looked in the mirror and chose violence." We don't do after-school specials, but we do think you look good.

Can I wear this to work?

You could. But the whole point of the shirt is not going to work. Read it again.