Mii Need A Beer Sweatshirt

The Mii Need A Beer Sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is for everyone who spent their childhood creating digital avatars and their adulthood creating bar tabs. If your Wii Sports era had a sequel, it would involve a barstool and regret. Heavyweight, cozy, and exactly as stupid as you hoped.

Who actually wears this?

Gamers who drink. Drinkers who game. The Venn diagram is basically a circle.

If you ever rage-quit a round of couch bowling and cracked open a cold one to cope, this sweatshirt already belongs to you. It hits that sweet spot between nostalgic and degenerate, which, let's be honest, is where most of us live now.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has substance. Not some paper-thin situation that disintegrates after three washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because neither comfort nor bad taste should be size-restricted.
• Classic crew neck. You're unhinged, not a monster.
• DTG printed so the colors hold up as long as your commitment to the bit. Which is forever, obviously.

Is this a good gift for a gamer?

It's a great gift for a gamer who drinks, which is most of them.

Birthdays, white elephants, "I saw this and thought of you" situations. It tells someone you know exactly who they are, for better or worse. Probably worse. That's the point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this sweatshirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit. Most people are happy with their usual size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No. The DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Wash on cold and inside out if you want to be extra careful, but it holds up.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep comfort or comedy.

Is this actually warm?
Yes. It's heavyweight cotton, not a glorified long sleeve tee. It's a real sweatshirt.