Mii Need A Blunt Tee

The Mii Need A Blunt Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who looked at their childhood avatar creator and thought "this needs more weed." Gaming nostalgia meets stoner energy on a heavyweight cotton tee that gets the joke without explaining it.

Who actually wears this?

People who spent way too many hours in the Mii Channel and now spend their evenings the same way they spent 2007, just with better snacks. It's the crossover of two personality traits that were always going to meet eventually. If you know, you know. If you don't, this shirt isn't for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your tolerance after a T-break
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, the big homies are covered)
• Classic crew neck, because you're already making enough statements
• DTG printed for color that stays vivid through wash cycles
• Soft enough to double as a couch uniform

Is this a good gift for a stoner?

It's basically a personality test disguised as a present. If they get the reference without you explaining it, they deserve this shirt. If they don't get it, you just learned something about your friend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually reference what I think it references?

Yes. Both things. At the same time. That's the whole point.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing method keeps colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. It's not explicit, it's just suggestive. Plausible deniability is built right in.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. You'll get a tracking number when it's on the way.