Mii Need A Cigarette Sweatshirt

The Mii Need A Cigarette sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Your Wii avatar, stressed out and chain smoking, printed on heavyweight cotton you'll actually want to live in. Nintendo never approved this. That's the point.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who spent 2007 making their Mii look absolutely nothing like them and now spends 2026 telling themselves they'll quit next month.

Gamers, smokers, people who are both of those things at 2 AM. It's a sweatshirt for the overlap on that Venn diagram nobody asked for but everybody needed.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real sweatshirt, not a tissue paper suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because stress eating and stress smoking hit different body types
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and you know it
• DTG printed (direct-to-garment), so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to crack and peel
• Pre-shrunk, so no surprise crop top situation after the first laundry cycle

Is This a Good Gift?

This is the gift.

Your friend who still has a Wii collecting dust. Your coworker who takes smoke breaks they think nobody notices. The person in your life who will immediately put it on and refuse to take it off for three days. Just make sure they have a sense of humor. Actually, if they don't, send it anyway. Funnier that way.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Mii Need A Cigarette sweatshirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're on the fence, but the cut runs comfortable.

Will the print crack or peel after washing?
No. It's DTG printed (direct-to-garment), so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold for best results.

Is this officially licensed by Nintendo?
Not even a little bit. This is an Unethical Threads original. Nintendo's lawyers can relax.

What's the material like?
Heavyweight cotton with a soft interior. It's a proper sweatshirt, not a thin hoodie pretending to be one.

Does it shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk, so what you get is what you keep. No surprise crop top situation after the first wash.