*NEW* Mii Need A Cigarette Tee

The Mii Need A Cigarette tee from Unethical Threads is your childhood Wii avatar, all grown up and craving nicotine. A dank meme shirt for anyone who peaked during Wii Sports and never emotionally recovered.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who spent 2007 making Miis of every person they knew and now spends their days needing a smoke break from existence. This tee hits hardest if you're fluent in both Wii Tennis and bad decisions. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod from strangers at the bar and a confused stare from your mom.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your lifestyle choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because even degenerates deserve a clean neckline)
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your third dryer cycle of denial

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If someone in your life has ever said "I need a cigarette" after literally anything (work, family dinner, existing), this is their shirt. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you want someone to know you get them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Mii Need A Cigarette tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric. Wash it normally and the colors stay put.

Is this shirt soft or stiff?

Soft. It's heavyweight cotton but not cardboard. Feels like a shirt you've had for years, day one.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your HR standing.