Mii Need A Cigarette Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Mii Need A Cigarette tee is an Unethical Threads backprint for anyone whose Wii avatar picked up some habits after the console got shelved. Heavyweight cotton, full back graphic, and a level of honesty your therapist would call concerning.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who spent 300 hours building a Mii that looked nothing like them and now spends roughly the same amount of time standing outside at work. If your first instinct seeing this design was to tag someone, that person needs it. You probably do too.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because stress eating is valid
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• Full backprint, DTG printed so the colors survive your laundry crimes
• Preshrunk. No surprise crop tops after the first wash.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know someone's humor well enough to not get removed from the group chat. This lands best for the friend who already sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM. They'll know exactly what it means, and they won't need to explain it to anyone who matters.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a backprint. The front is blank, the back does all the talking.

What sizes does the Mii Need A Cigarette tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll hold up.

What's the shirt made of?

100% heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you overheat standing in line for coffee.