Mii Need A Joint Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Mii Need A Joint Tee from Unethical Threads is your childhood avatar's villain arc. It's a backprint that pairs Nintendo nostalgia with the kind of extracurricular activity that definitely voids your warranty. If you know, you know.

Who's actually wearing this?

Gamers who smoke. Smokers who game. The beautiful overlap in that Venn diagram.

If your ideal evening involves a controller in one hand and something questionable in the other, congratulations, you're the target demo. This shirt doesn't need to explain itself, and neither do you.

• Heavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff you get at tourist traps
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a lifestyle choice we're not making for you
• DTG printed for color that won't bail on you after a few washes
• Full backprint design. Front stays clean. Strategic deniability included.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving?

Depends on your family.

Cool uncle will want one. Grandma who still calls every console "the Nintendo" might have questions. The backprint helps, though. Walk in facing forward, sit with your back to the wall. You'll be fine.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt, and the front is blank.

What sizes does the Mii Need A Joint Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds color well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and don't iron over the print.

Is this actually a weed shirt?

It's a gaming nostalgia shirt with a very deliberate punchline. You can read it however you want.