Miss Teenage Dirtbag Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Miss Teenage Dirtbag Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint pageant sash for everyone who peaked at being a mess. If your teenage years involved questionable decisions, worse fashion, and a Wheatus song on permanent repeat, this one's already yours. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who survived their teenage dirtbag phase and came out the other side with stories they'll never tell their kids. The Miss Teenage Dirtbag title isn't something you earn. It's something you accidentally become after enough bad decisions in a parking lot.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, so people only clock it when you're already walking away. Which, honestly, feels correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes. You're welcome.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room to breathe, room to regret.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, nothing trying too hard.
• DTG printed for color that actually sticks around longer than your teenage relationships did.
• Available in black or white, because commitment issues run deep.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. If you know someone who earned their Miss Teenage Dirtbag title (and you definitely do), this lands harder than a card and costs less than therapy.

Works for birthdays, nostalgia nights, or as a passive-aggressive reminder that you remember everything from 2004. The backprint format means they get to be a mystery until someone reads it. Very on brand for a former dirtbag.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Miss Teenage Dirtbag tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
It's a backprint. The front is clean, the back does all the talking.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Heavyweight cotton holds up well. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and you're good.