Moister Than An Oyster Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Moister Than An Oyster tee from Unethical Threads prints a rhyming innuendo across your back and lets everyone behind you deal with it. You walk away. They read it. That's the whole bit.

Who actually wears this?

People who think shellfish metaphors are peak comedy. It reads as a women's humor tee, but it's unisex, so really it's for anyone with the nerve to turn their back on a room and let four words do the talking.

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. Front is blank. You don't see what you're broadcasting, which is honestly funnier. You just feel the energy shift behind you and keep walking.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (the oyster discriminates against no one)
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel
• Available in black or white. Two options. Like most ultimatums.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you buy when a gift card feels too boring and a heartfelt note feels too sincere.

Bachelorette parties, birthdays for the friend who says the quiet part loud, anniversary gifts that prove you still think your partner is funny. It lands every time because the rhyme does all the heavy lifting.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

"MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER" is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

Is the front of the shirt blank?

Yes. The design is only on the back.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.