*NEW* Mount Touchmore Diddy Tee

The Mount Touchmore Diddy Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. Diddy, Cosby, Epstein, immortalized on the mountain they've earned. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, keep scrolling.

Who's actually wearing this?

People whose group chats have no rules. The ones who process breaking news through memes first and articles second. This isn't a shirt you explain to strangers. It's a shirt that finds its people instantly, and those people are going to love you for it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because dark humor comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck so the design does all the talking
• DTG printed for color that stays sharp through every wash and every double take

Is this going to offend someone?

Yes. But the people on this shirt did genuinely horrible things, and sometimes the best response to monsters is turning them into a punchline. You're not celebrating them. You're roasting them on a national monument. Your real friends already get the difference.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Mount Touchmore shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing that keeps its color and detail through plenty of washes. This isn't a flimsy novelty tee that falls apart in a month.

What sizes does the Mount Touchmore tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on where you work. Home office, go for it. If you work in HR, you are the case study now.

Is the Mount Touchmore tee a good gift?

One of the best gag gifts you can give. Just make sure the recipient has an actual sense of humor or you'll be the one explaining yourself at the next gathering.