Muffdivers Convention Sit On A Happy Face Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Muffdivers Convention Sit On A Happy Face Tee is a backprint graphic tee from Unethical Threads styled like official merch from a convention that definitely doesn't exist. Mock-crest design on the back, available in black or white. Adult humor meets fake institutional branding.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat crude humor as a lifestyle, not a phase. Bachelor parties, the friend group's designated chaos agent, anyone who considers subtlety a character flaw.

The design sits on the back, so you get to walk into a room looking normal and leave it causing problems. The mock-institutional crest format sells it. It's not just a dirty joke on a shirt. It's a dirty joke cosplaying as something respectable.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the design is doing enough already
• DTG print for color that actually survives the washing machine
• Available in black or white, both equally inappropriate

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gag gift for the person who owns too many "normal" shirts and not enough regrettable ones.

Bachelor parties are the obvious play, but this works for any occasion where the bar for appropriate behavior is already on the floor. Birthdays, White Elephant, a Tuesday. If someone in your life would voluntarily attend a Muffdivers Convention, this is their shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. The entire Muffdivers Convention crest is a backprint. The front is blank, so you maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

What does the design look like?

A mock-convention crest with MUFFDIVERS arched on top, a moustache and tongue-out mouth in the center, CONVENTION below, and 'Sit on a Happy Face' in script at the bottom. It looks like a badge for an organization that should not exist.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but this isn't a design that peels off after two spins.

Is this appropriate for work?

Depends where you work. If your office has a dress code, this probably violates it. If your office doesn't have a dress code, this is probably why they'll write one.