Muffdivers Convention Sit On A Happy Face Tee

The Muffdivers Convention Sit On A Happy Face Tee from Unethical Threads is mock-institutional adult humor apparel for deeply unserious people. A fake convention crest complete with moustache badge and a motto your mother would hate, on heavyweight cotton in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in humor around eighth grade and never looked back. Bachelor party regulars, the friend who always takes the joke one step past the line, anyone whose sense of humor skipped refinement entirely. If you're wondering whether you're that person, you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (the formal neckline of inappropriate apparel)
• DTG printed for colors that stay locked in through years of questionable decisions
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the perfect gag gift for someone you know well enough to insult. Bachelor parties, white elephant, that friend's birthday where you stopped pretending to be thoughtful years ago. Just make sure the recipient actually has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder, get them a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Muffdivers Convention tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt good quality or just a cheap novelty?

Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed. The design stays crisp through heavy rotation. This isn't a gas station impulse buy.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

Depends entirely on where you wear it. Office holiday party? Probably. Backyard cookout with your degenerate friends? You'll be a legend.

What colors does the Muffdivers Convention tee come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your commitment to the bit.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?

This is peak bachelor party material. Crude humor, fake convention branding, and a tagline that writes its own punchline.