Multiple Personality Disorder T Shirt

The Multiple Personality Disorder t-shirt is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the quiet part loud on heavyweight cotton. It's a shirt for the version of you that has opinions. All six of them.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've been told they're "a lot." You know who you are. All of you.

This is the shirt you wear when you've accepted that your personality isn't a single fixed point, it's more of a rotating cast. The kind of person who laughs at their own therapy stories and tips well.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper punishment
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (every version of you gets one)
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors stay put wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, which is more than we can say for your patience

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point.

If you need a shirt that keeps everyone comfortable, we're not your brand. But if you've got the kind of humor your therapist calls "a coping mechanism," welcome. You're among friends here. Or at least among people who get it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually soft?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Comfortable enough to wear all day, sturdy enough to survive your worst decisions.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone well enough to know they'd laugh at a Multiple Personality Disorder shirt, absolutely. If you have to think about it, maybe get them a candle.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Your personalities can take turns tracking the package.