My ADHD Is Chronic And My Ass Is Iconic Tee

The My ADHD Is Chronic And My Ass Is Iconic tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats their diagnosis like a personality trait and their glutes like a monument. Neurodivergent body-confidence humor, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. Two facts, one shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally victimized by their own attention span but still know they look good.

This tee lands with the neurodivergent crowd, the body-positive crowd, and especially the overlap where those two circles meet. If you've ever hyperfocused on something completely useless for six hours and then stood up feeling like a Greek statue, this one's yours. Also popular with anyone whose therapist would probably prefer they process this differently.

• Heavyweight cotton. The shirt won't quit even if you do (repeatedly, mid-task).
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your train of thought
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for someone with ADHD?

Yes, if they have a sense of humor about it. And they almost always do.

This is the kind of gift that says "I see you, I accept you, and I think your ass is great." Personal without being sentimental. Way better than another fidget cube they'll lose in three days.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My ADHD Is Chronic And My Ass Is Iconic tee come in?
It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt comfortable?
It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough that you'll forget you're wearing it, which, given the attention span thing, feels appropriate.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care label and it holds its shape. We can't help you with the rest of your life, but the shirt will be fine.

Is this offensive?
Only if you think people with ADHD shouldn't be allowed to joke about their own experience. So no.