My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock Tee

The My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee from Unethical Threads is peak self-own energy. While everyone else is out here claiming rose quartz and tourmaline, you're repping something with a little more street value. This is self-deprecating humor that doesn't flinch.

Who actually wears this?

People who roast themselves before anyone else gets the chance. The My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee is for the friend who tells the worst story about themselves at every party and somehow makes it the highlight of the night. If your sense of humor leans more "intervention" than "inspirational quote," you're in the right place.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like tissue paper with a logo on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, so there's room for everybody (and their bad decisions)
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed so the design doesn't bail on you after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone whose autobiography would be titled "Poor Life Choices: A Memoir," this is their shirt. The My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee is the kind of gift that says you actually pay attention to someone's personality and you're not scared of it. Just maybe don't open it in front of grandma.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the design locked in. The colors hold up through the wash cycle, not just the first three.

Is this shirt available in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on how much you enjoy watching people read your shirt and then look you directly in the eyes.