My Bitch Is Crazy Tee

The My Bitch Is Crazy tee is Unethical Threads at its most honest. A heavyweight cotton graphic shirt for anyone whose relationship runs on chaos, laughter, and plausible deniability. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

Guys who know exactly what they signed up for and wouldn't change a thing.

This is the shirt you throw on when your partner is a force of nature and you're weirdly proud of it. It's couples humor at its least subtle. Not every relationship needs a Hallmark card. Some just need a My Bitch Is Crazy tee and a sense of humor about the whole situation.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever she throws (including the shirt in the wash on hot)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because this energy comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing complicated
• DTG printed for color that outlasts the argument
• Black or white, pick your side (she already picked hers)

Is This a Good Couples Gift?

If you both think it's funny, absolutely.

This is not the shirt you surprise someone with on a first date. But if you're deep enough in the relationship to call each other unhinged as a term of endearment, the My Bitch Is Crazy tee is basically a love letter. A profane, cotton, machine-washable love letter.

Frequently Asked Questions

• What sizes does this shirt come in? S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.
• Will this shirt shrink? It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll keep its shape.
• Is this shirt offensive? That depends entirely on your relationship. If you're here, you probably already know the answer.
• What colors does this come in? Black or white.
• Can I wear this in public? You can. Whether you should depends on how much you enjoy watching strangers read your chest and then look away quickly.