My Body Her Choice Tee

The My Body Her Choice Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark-humor parody graphic tee that takes a well-known slogan and twists it in the worst possible direction. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and built for people who'd rather be funny than polite.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat offensive humor like a competitive sport. The guy in your friend group who always takes it one step too far.

Look, if you're browsing the Unethical Threads catalog, you already know what you're about. This is a funny graphic tee for the chronically unbothered. Wear it to the cookout, the bar, or anywhere you want your shirt to do the heavy lifting.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like you're wearing a grocery bag
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad taste comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck cut
• DTG printed graphics for color that stays put through the wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after the first laundry cycle

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an incredible gift for the right person and a terrible one for the wrong person.

If you know someone who'd laugh at the My Body Her Choice Tee, this is the move. If you have to think about whether they'd be offended, they will be. Know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the My Body Her Choice Tee true to size?

It runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser feel or check the size chart.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it, so the graphic holds up through regular washing.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Depends entirely on who's reading it. Unethical Threads makes humor apparel for people who don't take themselves too seriously. You probably already know if this is your kind of thing.

What sizes do you carry?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL in a unisex fit.

How should I wash this?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print doesn't need special treatment.