My Boss Replaced Me With ChatGPT Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Boss Replaced Me With ChatGPT tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print exit statement for anyone whose manager picked a monthly subscription over years of loyalty. The front is blank, so you still look employable head-on. Four lines of block text across the back handle the rest.

Who's this shirt actually for?

People who got the restructuring email from someone who called them family at the last all-hands.

You know the type. Ran the numbers over lunch, scheduled the meeting for 4:55 on a Friday, thanked you for your contributions with the exact same inflection they use to order coffee. Then they expensed your replacement on the company card. This shirt is the part of the exit interview you weren't allowed to say out loud. The design sits across the upper back in heavy block lettering, so whoever's behind you gets the message first. Including, ideally, the person who sent that email.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your tenure at any company that uses the word "synergy" unironically
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even unemployment has standards
• DTG printed for lasting color (more permanent than your position was, apparently)
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a going-away gift?

It might be the best going-away gift.

If someone you know just got restructured out by a boss who definitely rehearsed the speech in a mirror, this says more than a card. It costs less than a severance package. And it communicates more than the carefully worded LinkedIn post they're drafting right now. Pairs well with a bottle of something strong and the quiet satisfaction of knowing their boss will eventually see it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is on the back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend my coworkers?
Your former coworkers will love it. Your former boss might not. That's kind of the point.

Is this about hating technology?
No. It's about the specific person who decided a subscription was worth more than you were. The technology is just the punchline.

Can I wear this to a job interview?
The front is blank, so technically yes. Just don't turn around.